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Modem et mots d’amour\u2026<\/em><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Il \u00e9tait une fois trois petits moutons, Bertille, Vanille et Broutille ; et toujours un loup pour faire peur \u00e0 tout le monde. Mais du Garou, on en fait fi : il a vir\u00e9 v\u00e9gan et passe ses journ\u00e9es \u00e0 peaufiner ses plantations<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Non, le probl\u00e8me, c’est Broutille qui se sent toute petite et inutile dans ce monde.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Elle d\u00e9prime, quoi, pr\u00e9cise Bertille, pour qui tout est pragmatique.
– Mais non : elle souffre, la contredit Vanille, empathique et sensible.
– Elle souffre, elle souffre, ouais : elle se laisse juste all\u00e9e par manque de volont\u00e9 ou de motivation, reprend Bertille qui veut toujours avoir le dernier mot.
– Mais tu comprends rien, comme d\u2019habitude, tu n\u2019as que le pognon<\/a> dans la t\u00eate, toi : la r\u00e9ussite, le j\u2019t\u2019embrouille-premier-de-cord\u00e9e et le chacun-pour-soi-c\u2019est-moi-le-meilleur.
– Mais ma pauvre Vanille, la vie c\u2019est pas les Bisounours, faut la gagner, faut se battre pour s\u2019en sortir, faut en vouloir, faut s\u2019imposer.
– Faut-faut-faut, c\u2019est faux tout \u00e7a, t\u2019en fais quoi de l\u2019amour, l\u2019entraide, la compassion, esp\u00e8ce de dinde frip\u00e9e.
– Compassion, compassion : connerie de passion<\/a>, ouais, faut que t’arr\u00eates de r\u00eaver, esp\u00e8ce de cucurbitac\u00e9e tordue.
– C\u2019est toi qui a des arr\u00eates dans les neurones, vieille pie enrou\u00e9e.
– J\u2019t\u2019en foutrais de la pie de vache, crasse d\u2019\u00e9ponge de starlette frustr\u00e9e.
– Poule mouill\u00e9e \u00e9dent\u00e9e.
– Tas de guano d\u00e9lav\u00e9.
– Ver de terre dess\u00e9ch\u00e9.
– Cro\u00fbte de calendos \u00e9cras\u00e9e.
– Ramassis d’asticots d\u00e9braill\u00e9s.
– Graine de persil d\u00e9fris\u00e9\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Il \u00e9tait une deuxi\u00e8me fois deux petits moutons, Bertille et Vanille, qui ont vu Broutille, exasp\u00e9r\u00e9e par leurs bruyants enfantillages, les quitter pour rejoindre le loup dans son potager<\/a>, et respirer, gratter la terre, caresser l\u2019herbe, contempler les nuages<\/a>, \u00e9couter le silence<\/a>, retrouver le sourire ;<\/p>\n\n\n\n

d\u00e9connect\u00e9e.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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